You knew this would be coming when I would have an ACTUAL Twilight dream with Guillermo. LOL. It didn’t start off as a Twilight dream, or with Guillermo for that matter. It was just a normal, tv show inspired dream and, like in real life, Guillermo HAD to pop in somehow.
First, I was working on a case with Booth and Bones from “BONES” (if anyone remembers how much I LOVE that show and for a crazy few months wanted to become a forensic anthropologist), then it changes scenes. Bones was still there, but then it turned to Guillermo and me running towards a gate (it was a red gate, like the one from the garden center at Target. I was there all weekend btw.) Of course whenever I have dreams like this with him, we are always running away from something. I guess Guillermo and I are meant to always attract trouble---maybe that’s the reason for the drama we have between each other. Hmm…
Anyway, seeing the gate’s closing and only one person could get through, Guillermo pushes me through first and stays behind. Realizing what just happened, I get up and try to open the door but the door is electric so it automatically locked. This is the conversation just before the monsters get to him:
Guillermo: Get out of here, hurry.
Me: No I’m not leaving you, remember.
Guillermo: Hello! Why do you think I pushed you out first? Just go. I’ll be fine.
Me: No I’m not leaving.
Bones: *grabbing my arm* Come on Jess. You can’t save him. We have to go.
Guillermo: I’ll be fine. Just get out of here now.
Me: Fine. I’ll come back and save you. I promise.
Guillermo: I know you will.
So we leave and, like on TiVo, my dream skips through to the end. Bones and I are inside the garden center of Target (weird huh?) and the monsters turn out to be newborn vampires! Since they are newborns, they do not know the story about what happens in the light (they still think they will burn), so I was able to (somehow) bring a big spotlight and shine it in the room. They all leave except for the leader (could be Riley, who knows) who decides to let me fight off one of his new vampires: Guillermo!
So we are fighting (apparently I CAN fight with vampires; who knew!) at the same time I’m trying to get Guillermo to remember. Right as he’s about to bite me, he whispers “just play along.” So I pretend to be dead and once the leader is distracted by Guillermo, I come up and kill him. How did I do that? I don’t know but all I remember is both Guillermo and Booth (YES even poor Booth became a vampire) tearing the leader apart (a la Jasper and Emmett).
You’re wondering: How is this a Twilight/Edward dream? Well, after the fighting the guys realized (of course) they can’t go outside. Being a Twi-heart, I take Guillermo and put him towards the light and show him sparkling under the light. Here is the mini conversation:
Guillermo: Oh now I really have to read the books.
Me: Yes you do, especially if you want to be kissing me.
Guillermo: Why? Is there like a special vampire trick or something to kiss you?
Me: Try it and see what happens.
He leans over and kisses me but, like Edward, was having trouble. It was worst when, by accident, his tooth poked my lip and I started bleeding. Guillermo backs away while I was trying to clean my lip.
Me: Now you know what I mean. We are stopping by the house and I’m getting my books so you can start reading. Trust me, now you will have so much time you can finish reading those books in a couple of days.
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